It's funny because legend has it that Ballmer threw a chair once.
Apparently evidence given under oath in court is Legend now.
He also allegedly said he was going to "f**king kill Google". But then, we don't like to talk about that.
Ballmer issued a statement disputing Lukovsky's version of events which it described as a "gross exaggeration".
There's no proof of what happened on either side, but that isn't the point (and you know it).
It's like calling MSFT 'tha borg'. It just isn't terribly clever or funny anymore.