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    jamie

    we got new energy star washer and dryer.

    they are cool. very hitech.. except they play little songs to let you know what they are doing.

    ladeeda doo dee doo... - rince cycle.

    Dooee dee dee dee doo doo  - Spin cycle...

    da da da doop de doo  - finished... etc

    so this is the future?  HOW DO I SHUT IT OFF

    *it's like those people with cars that chirp when they lock the doors - and scare you

    Smiley

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    harumscarum

    Open up the back and cut the blue wire.

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    MasterPi

    jamie said:
    so this is the future?


    No, this is the future.

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    jamie

    mVPstar said:
    jamie said:
    *snip*


    No, this is the future.
    haha

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    MasterPi

    jamie said:
    mVPstar said:
    *snip*
    haha
    Apparently, my college laundry machines e-mail and text you status reports.

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    jamie

    mVPstar said:
    jamie said:
    *snip*
    Apparently, my college laundry machines e-mail and text you status reports.
    To: Jamie
    From:  The Washing machine
    CC: The fridge

    I have noticed an increase in your waist size.
    Fridge - please lock until further notice.

    Have a nice day!

    (dee deedle doo dee doo)

    WM

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    MasterPi

    jamie said:
    mVPstar said:
    *snip*
    To: Jamie
    From:  The Washing machine
    CC: The fridge

    I have noticed an increase in your waist size.
    Fridge - please lock until further notice.

    Have a nice day!

    (dee deedle doo dee doo)

    WM
    OMG, that would be so cool.

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    ZippyV

    Seriously, you need to record these sounds and put it here.

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    jamie

    mVPstar said:
    jamie said:
    *snip*
    OMG, that would be so cool.
    perhaps..

    if the microwave and toaster wern't BCC'd

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    jamie

    ZippyV said:
    Seriously, you need to record these sounds and put it here.
    have you heard the sounds downtown streetlights make for blind people?

    one sounds like that..


    my office is downstairs...dee doo dee doo

    * of course when i hear it i add on the end (of the woody wood pec ker theme )

    so it's:  Dee doo.  Dee doo  (da, da dadda da dat ta da)  (dootlee)  dee doo,  dee doo ...


    also thats just one.  i think the "finished" one sounds like it is really happy with itself 

    "wow!  i just finished this!  the laundry is done!  doo doo doo dee! Wink



    edit: it should be programmable.

    put in a load - and it starts the theme from jaws

    (dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum duh duh duhhhhhh ...)


    *lol - you cant write pec ker Wink

    edit 2: i have a strange desire to cross the street... or peck a tree

    make ...it..stop

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    Ion Todirel

    mVPstar said:
    jamie said:
    *snip*


    No, this is the future.
    I've heard you guys (US & Canada) don't have front-loading washing machines, that sucks,  you should really upgrade your machines Smiley

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    MasterPi

    Ion Todirel said:
    mVPstar said:
    *snip*
    I've heard you guys (US & Canada) don't have front-loading washing machines, that sucks,  you should really upgrade your machines Smiley
    Lies.

    http://www.whirlpool.com/catalog/product.jsp?src=WASHERS&cat=115&prod=1069
    Apparently, this model includes 6th Sense technology.

    You're just jealous our machines can surf the net.

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    La Bomba

    mVPstar said:
    Ion Todirel said:
    *snip*
    Lies.

    http://www.whirlpool.com/catalog/product.jsp?src=WASHERS&cat=115&prod=1069
    Apparently, this model includes 6th Sense technology.

    You're just jealous our machines can surf the net.
    I'm sure you can turn it off...just read the manual.

    Mine does make these sounds too. Although I can't hear them from my office so i dont care.

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    jamie

    La Bomba said:
    mVPstar said:
    *snip*
    I'm sure you can turn it off...just read the manual.

    Mine does make these sounds too. Although I can't hear them from my office so i dont care.
    i should have known...


    RTFM!

    Wink


    * i think i will let them sing their little cleaning songs.  must cross street.... peck peck peck....


    New IM!

    From Alarm System to Washing Machine

    He found a twinky.  Should I wake the neighbours?

    Let me know

    AS

    ps - ah what the heck:  weeee oooo  weeee  ooooo !

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    JChung2006

    You guys should pitch this idea to Pixar:  household appliance AI teaming up to aggravate their owner. Smiley

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    jamie

    JChung2006 said:

    You guys should pitch this idea to Pixar:  household appliance AI teaming up to aggravate their owner. Smiley

    "Dawn of the Dumb"

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    harumscarum

    So how much energy are you supposed to save?

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    MasterPi

    jamie said:
    JChung2006 said:
    *snip*
    "Dawn of the Dumb"
    jamie said:
    "Dawn of the Dumb"


    "Wall-E 2"

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