1 Install Firefox
2 Install Adobe Flash Plugin from here
3 Install the Vista-aero theme
4 Install these extensions: Google Toolbar for firefox 5 (here), Glasser, Hide Menubar, Adblock Plus
5 Open Firefox settings, click Tabs and then enable "Always show the tab bar"
6 Open Google Toolbar settings, disable all buttons and tools but Translation and Bookmarks, go to Layout Settings and chose to replace the search bar and hide the toolbar
7 Set this URL as the home page: chrome://google-toolbar/content/new-tab.html
8 Enjoy and post a screenshot here because I don't have time to Sad