"How about you get an attitude transplant"
Sorry, but we're on the internet after all. I've developed a bad habit because of unpleasant forum/newsgroup experiences, I just can't react calm anymore.
Everywhere I go I see evil internet trolls, armed to their teeth with weapons of mass annoyance: Smileys, stupid rhetoric questions, overuse of question and exclaimation marks and lame speak.
Everytime I see a "" or a "*g*" or an "lol" I want to punch someone in the face, with some heavy metallic tool.