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    ScanIAm

    Search for it on google maps.

    Search for it on google.

    Search for it on MSN Search.

    The scary part isn't that google maps shows some random website in middle america...

    The scary part is that both google and MSN Search have ad links for "the root of all evil"

    And, we all know that the "Root of all evil" can be found here.

    Edit: fixed first link

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    jamie

    id say your avatars growth thingy is the root of all evil - the cat from hell! Wink

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    ScanIAm

    Heh, the amazing part, is it's a dog Smiley

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    installshie​ld_freak

    That looks like a Chihuahua Dude...  A hairless Chihuahua...

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    Steve411

    Huh? Perplexed

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    El Bruno

    ScanIAm wrote:
    Heh, the amazing part, is it's a dog


    a dog from MIB 3 ???

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    W3bbo

    No... Girlfriends are the root of all evil, and I can mathematically prove it!

    Okay, so we know that:

    Girlfriends = Time x Money

    But we also know that "Time is money", so:

    Time = Money

    Which means:

    Girlfriends = Money x Money

    Which can be abbreviated as:

    Girlfriends = Money2

    Then consider: "Money is the root of all evil", this is mathematically:

    Money = Sqrt(Evil)

    When we consider that Money2 = Girlfriends:

    Girlfriends = Sqrt(Evil)2

    Since a root of a square is itself, we can concluse:

    Girlfriends = Evil

    Shocking, but true!

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    bishfish

    Love the equation, but this quote is routinely misquoted, the quote is:

    For the love of money is the root of all evil.

    Poor old money gets a bad rap.


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    MisterDonut

    bishfish wrote:
    Love the equation, but this quote is routinely misquoted, the quote is:

    For the love of money is the root of all evil.

    Poor old money gets a bad rap.




    So I guess the love of girlfriends is the root of all evil then..

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    billh

    Where do wives fit into this equation?

    ::: ducks :::

    btw, here is a more hopeful equation:

    God is love.
    Love is blind.
    Ray Charles is (was) blind.
    Therefore, Ray Charles is God.*

    But, I suppose you can substitute who you want in there since Ray is no longer with us.  Then again, if he is indeed the almighty one, that really doesn't matter.

    * I really don't believe this, but I also once had an algerbra teacher who mathematically proved how you could buy a Corvette for free or something like that.  I wish I could remember it now, but it came down to a well-hidden "division by zero" error.

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    W3bbo

    Or this one:

    Sex is a sin
    Sins are forgiven
    So get stuck in

    Whinnar Smiley

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    ScanIAm

    Doesn't apathy closely resemble sloth?

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    Nata1

    I love your avatar, every time I see that one I crack up - you and Steve have the all time best avatars ever

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    Steve411

    Nata1 wrote:
    I love your avatar, every time I see that one I crack up - you and Steve have the all time best avatars ever

    What is so funny about mine, though? Wink

    Steve.

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    ScanIAm

    Nata1 wrote:
    I love your avatar, every time I see that one I crack up - you and Steve have the all time best avatars ever


    If you mean me, tx.  If not, then tx anyway Smiley

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    footballism

    ScanIAm wrote:

    The scary part is that both google and MSN Search have ad links for "the root of all evil"

    And, we all know that the "Root of all evil" can be found here.

    Seconded:p
    W3bbo wrote:

    No... Girlfriends are the root of all evil, and I can mathematically prove it!

    Probably true:(
    W3bbo wrote:

    Sex is a sin

    Well, I can understand that since you've said that you are an asexual geek:$

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    Steve411

    footballism wrote:
    W3bbo wrote:
    Sex is a sin

    Well, I can understand that since you've said that you are an asexual geek

    What the fuzzle? You ever plan on getting married, W?...

    If you do she'll make ya do it! haha
    Steve.

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    zzzzz

    sloth:

    1. Aversion to work or exertion; laziness; indolence.
    2. Any of various slow-moving, arboreal, edentate mammals of the family Bradypodidae of South and Central America, having long hooklike claws by which they hang upside down from tree branches and feeding on leaves, buds, and fruits, especially:




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