ad for windows 8 -  "UnCool"

scene 1

bunch of old trends / people in a room... room is sterile...bland... badly lit...
- Door opens - some cool celebity - picks someone to come in - to "your cool again" room.

^ 5 piece rollingstones rip off band walks through door - "you dont know your beautiful!" .. ish

- door closes

- camera pans around room

- shot goes by gates and ballmer

- door opens

- you two... in

They go inside IceTea is behind big mixing board with computer

"From what i hear - you guys now got the hottest stuff comin down to the street - and we want a piece

(cut to snoop dog rastaman - floating off camera left - grinning

IceT: my man snoop says you got the real deal. fast..nice to look at... productive...

(bill and steve look to each other - look back and nod)

OK... well ... its hard to say this... but your COOL again

- cut to snoop nodding eyes closed grinning in cloud of smoke


ICETEA: ok now get out of here before someone sees you  - its still 3 months to release...

* bill/steve quickly shuttled out by big bouncers


(bill looks to steve in alley)

Closing tag

Windows 8

BG:  Can i go back to fighting diseases now?

SB: ya sure. and thanks

(both walk separate directions)

end of Hey bulldog  / beatles plays to fade



EDIT / Optional:

somewhere in above sequence camera goes to Slash from guns and roses.

There is a pause.


Ice tea says - why are you here?

Slash: well you guys were here and usually we all get hired to do this type of sh

Icetea - ok ok - take the camera off slash mother....quick cut back to ad




* you know... -  laurel and hardy comedy team of:


*it could even use the music (cool again)..



by an Elk