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Movie quotes. The best of the best

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  • Proton2

    Professor Bernard Quatermass: The will to survive is an odd phenomenon. Roney, if we found out our own world was doomed, say by climatic changes, what would we do about it? 
    Dr. Mathew Roney: Nothing, just go on squabbling like usual. 
    Professor Bernard Quatermass: Yes, but if we weren't men?

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0062168/quotes?qt=qt0169941

    (1967 movie)

  • exoteric

    "Mortality as home entertainment. This cannot be the future! Can it?"
    - Vanilla Sky

    Epic scene:

    "I'm ready to go in, coach, just give me a chance."
    - Ace Ventura - When Nature Calls

    Okay, these are not that memorable out of context.

    Once more into the fray. Into the last good fight I'll ever know. Live and die on this day. Live and die on this day.
    - The Grey

  • Charles

    It's Groundhog Day. Again.
    C

  • cbae

    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

    Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

  • Charles

    Mind typing on your knees?

    C

  • Geoffreyk

     1.21 gigawatts

    Please excuse the crudity of this model. I didn't have time to build it to scale or paint it. 

  • elmer

    It's a UNIX system... I know this.

  • Sven Groot

    , Geoffreyk wrote

     1.21 gigawatts

    Please excuse the crudity of this model. I didn't have time to build it to scale or paint it. 

    Great Scott!

  • elmer

  • brian.​shapiro

    Nothing stops. Nothing... or you will do the hardest time there is. No more protection from the guards. I'll pull you out of that one-bunk Hilton and cast you down with the Sodomites. You'll think you've been fucked by a train! And the library? Gone... sealed off, brick-by-brick. We'll have us a little book barbecue in the yard. They'll see the flames for miles. We'll dance around it like wild Injuns! You understand me? Catching my drift?... Or am I being obtuse?

  • kettch

    Hello computer.

  • Proton2

    And I wanted to tell all of you that the system is going to be, ah, compiling for eighteen to twenty minutes.

  • Dr Herbie

     

    (If you have a work collegue caled Dave, this is great to set as their error sound on their PC).

    Herbie

  • Bas

    "Maybe you can go downtown and check the probate."
    "Yeah. Check the probate! My uncle Thumper had a problem with his probate, and he had to take these big pills, and drink lots of water."

  • Ion Todirel

    "How long?"
    "Question of my life. If the question is when will this station be back online, two weeks, earliest. This is plasma damage. All major uplink components are fried."

  • Geoffreyk

    , kettch wrote

    Hello computer.

    Ah, a keyboard, how quaint.

  • brian.​shapiro

    , Geoffreyk wrote

    *snip*

    Ah, a keyboard, how quaint.

    The idea that he wasn't smart enough to recognize a mouse and keyboard, but once realizing it was a mouse and keyboard, instantly understood how to use MacOS and create a molecular diagram on it within a few seconds always annoyed me.

  • cbae

    @brian.shapiro: He actually never touched the mouse except to speak into it like a microphone. As for the keyboard, it's not like he didn't recognize it initially. He just thought he didn't need to use it. My car door has a keyhole and I know it's there, but it's never been used before.

    What's more annoying is that we're led to believe that you can do anything useful on a Mac. Smiley

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