@PeterDouglas: I suspect you are being wholly disingenuous with your presence at C9. No one with an ounce of self-respect would spasm like PeterDouglas on these forums, not even the high school students.
I call your bluff. Send the $$ to Charles at C9 and you'll convince me you're not a troll. Otherwise you are Beer, you live in Canada, and you've obsessively trolled C9 for 7 or 8 years now.