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Sauron Repents. even NEWER ms ad ;)

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    jamie

    cut to: Sauron  walking down busy street... casual clothes but his head is on fire with the eye thing....

    cut to - him opening doors for people

    cut to - pay it forward free coffee - turn around - it...s  sauron! (waves)

    - cut to - slicing a kids sandwich for him with a huge blade - kid smiles back

    - cut to him sitting on a bench - people come by to sit - he moves over - they look at him.. and move on

    - cut to - he puts his head down... shakes it (sad music)

    - cut to - his phone rings - he answers - he pulls out his tablet and starts multitasking...

    - cut to - people start coming closer as he works

    - cut to - he looks up and smiles as they look over shoulder

    - cut to - he closes excel on tablet - opens a game and hands it to a kid as he goes back to conference call on cell

    - people all laugh pat on back (Sauron still flaming/eye)

     

    Microsoft - ("running with the devil" - loud - comes in)

    "When you're this evil - you're bound to get a few things right."

     

    Smiley

     

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    jamie

    *edit ... hmm ... so how does he smile...  Wink

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    jamie

    Ad 3: The Borg 

    cut to - borg ship / space / entering

    cut to - borg meeting  (round table room - lots of borg)

    cut to - tim conway - comes shuffling in dressed  like a borg .. mumbling

    cut to - borg all start laughing

    cut to: ship / leaving

    voice over: We finally connected it all together.

    Black screen

    Microsoft:   (music comes in: calling occupants - of inter..."

    "When you're this evil - you're bound to get a few things right."

    (carol burnet sweeps the screen clean

     

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    jamie

    Ad 4: The Evil Empire

    cut to - convertible Ferrari speeding with cyber-cops chasing

    cut to - "Dark Helmet" driver (spaceballs)

    cut to - long chase - james bond like - jumps/explosions/ finally / pulled over)

    cut to - rick moranis in dark helmet  / lifts front mask:

    cut to rick - "yes officer can i help you? we couldn't have been going more than negative warp to the 5th (or some accurate equation)

    - cut to - cybercop "NAME!"

    - rick - "your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate!"

    - cut to - cybercop "ok"

    -cut to - Ferrari speeds away

    -cut to - dark helmet - "friggin android 

     

    Microsoft:  

    "When you're this evil - you're bound to get a few things right."

    cut to - winphone

     

     

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    brian.​shapiro

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    jamie

    i like it

    Windows - Keep Bearing IT!

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    jamie

    Windows has been bear-y bear-y good to me - chico!

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    jamie

    AND the punchline is: ms used to be called the evil empire, the Borg, Sauron....

    NOW - people laugh at the old adjectives...  they LAUGH when they hear them....

    i say.... NO!! (lol i say!)

    We are the repentant borg/sauron/empire = humor = WIN = WINDOWS

     

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    ps i love my winphone but Nokia were already making it - i agree on the should have bought blackberry like in the news < steve - you pay too much - you ge' out!>

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    brian.​shapiro

    WinMO

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    jamie

    happy happy

    i love my phone - WAY bigger than stupid iphone - no itunes - amazing camera pics and video (quote me on that)

    crap apps... 

     

    even though im learning to like skydrive - i hate the forced skydrive stuff in apps

     

    err ya the topic... REPENT!! Wink

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    jamie

    ok steveb is going - i got programmer sub/party - sauron repents / borg-Conway and Empire Spaceballs/Moranis

     

    lets do it!

     

     

    lol  aw well...

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    jamie

    ...or do they STILL not understand what happened when the 2 bens and brads left...

     

    not to mention the (badoom-bish!) myrvold bros

     

    *ill leave a nod to Alchin as well

     

    ..Edit: ... the above people i listed... they have all changed lives....

    i wonder what it would cost to get them back.

     

    *oh ya - Ford's CEO is coming in

    he's a "turn-around expert"

    so sad...

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    jamie

    FYI - none of above commercial ideas used.... bill gates

    (still chairman last time i checked)

    i could have made them even better if i used him ;P

    edit: Like an overall narator - in a cardigan - off to the side...

    edit2: i hate to say it but gates vs cook = cooked! 

     

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    spivonious

    Ha, I like the ads and the slogan. Make Sauron a Super Bowl ad and go from there.

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    jamie

    see i could do new c9parks but the budget would be 10k each  haha

    and there would be no more park stuff tho

    i still got to dig them all up and post as pdf or something

    they were funny for their time

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    jamie

    PS - you see all the new press about ousting gates?

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