This seemed like an obvious troll to me, basically mocking the entire concept of "achievements" for an IDE using the stereotype of an Xbox gamer manchild, but man - even the websites resolve, although they're pretty bare.  While there are lot of completely self-unaware people in the world, this is so over the top I just can't accept it as anything other than a masterful troll. 

Or I don't want to.

So with that presumption in mind...bravo, Dan.  Bravo.