I have a shirt that says "Achievement unlocked: Left the house". If I wear it on one of those days when I'm shut up in the basement all day, does that count as cheating?

Should I get cheevos for actually leaving the house?

Should I put them on my resume? But what if I'm wearing that shirt out to the interview, and it's brand new and never worn before? Do I count that before or after I print out my resume? IOW, is a hand-edited cheevo count on my printed resume an ok thing to do? This is all very complicated.