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Visual Studio Achievements; they're not Xbox live right?

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    RealBboy360

    , evildictait​or wrote

    *snip*

    Why would anyone want to do that?

    It's not a real big deal.  It's just voting on the best picture of me, that will be on many social media sites, apps and probably my movie dvd.  You can say, I helped vote for that picture.

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    MaryUK

    you mean the chicks took flight?

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    Sven Groot

    , Dan276 wrote

    You can say, I helped vote for that picture.

    Congratulations, you've managed to find something that would be even sadder to do than bragging about cheevos.

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    kettch

    @Sven Groot: CHEEVO UNLOCKED: Hit the bottom and keep digging.

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    DaveWill2

    , Dan276 wrote

    *snip*

    It's not a real big deal.  It's just voting on the best picture of me, that will be on many social media sites, apps and probably my movie dvd.  You can say, I helped vote for that picture.

    If we take the time to vote and follow the results through as you expect, will you reciprocate back to all your fans who post their support here as well?

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    RealBboy360

    , DaveWill2 wrote

    *snip*

    If we take the time to vote and follow the results through as you expect, will you reciprocate back to all your fans who post their support here as well?

    Why yes.  Like my phone apps, this screensaver/poster/tee shirt pic or whatever you want to use this for is free.  Please make tons of photocopies and pass this around to everyone you know.  If you're the IT guy at your work, force everyone to use this screensaver.  And if you want to get in good with your girlfriend, go to a site that makes custom image pillows and giver her a silk pillow with this image on it.

    http://bboy360.com/bboy/krustdog100.png

     

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    cbae

    , Dan276 wrote

    *snip*

    Why yes.  Like my phone apps, this screensaver/poster/tee shirt pic or whatever you want to use this for is free.  Please make tons of photocopies and pass this around to everyone you know.  If you're the IT guy at your work, force everyone to use this screensaver.  And if you want to get in good with your girlfriend, go to a site that makes custom image pillows and giver her a silk pillow with this image on it.

    http://bboy360.com/bboy/krustdog100.png

     

    I was going to do what you asked until you used the word "photocopies". This tells me that you're not really hip at all. Sorry. My perception of you is now completely shot.

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    ScanIAm

    , cbae wrote

    *snip*

    I was going to do what you asked until you used the word "photocopies". This tells me that you're not really hip at all. Sorry. My perception of you is now completely shot.

    You obviously haven't noticed the hipster crowd fascination with obsolete technologies and terms.  His use of photocopies tells me he's even more that I could ever believe.

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    kettch

    @ScanIAm: Wait until they get a load of a mimeograph machine. That will blow their minds.

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    ScanIAm
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    Sven Groot

    Wait, that image says "150k YouTube views", while his channel stats say 47 subscribers and 106,370 views.

    And even if it was 150k, that number is way too low to brag about. Even someone like me, who is only a moderately popular LPer (4259 subscribers), has more than 4.5 million views. And I wouldn't even brag about numbers like that. Only when you get near someone like NerdCubed (also a kind of LPer, with 780k subscribers and 148mln views) does it become worth even mentioning your YouTube stats.

    Epic fail, Dan, epic fail.

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    cbae

    , Sven Groot wrote

    Even someone like me, who is only a moderately popular LPer (4259 subscribers), has more than 4.5 million views. And I wouldn't even brag about numbers like that. Only when you get near someone like NerdCubed (also a kind of LPer, with 780k subscribers and 148mln views) does it become worth even mentioning your

    Speaking of old, I had to look up what "LP" means in this context. I was confused.

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    RealBboy360

    I'm not claiming to be the best at anything (except getting chicks), but my combined skills make me the alpha male.  And my analytics that only I can see, I have 150k.  People who are the best or ranked #1 at something usually have to devote their life to that skill.  I prefer to spread my wealth of skills around, breakdancing, surfing, gaming, windows phone development.

    As for photocopies, it's still cheaper and quicker to print out 1000 color photo copies of my photo and hand it out to people on the street corner than to use a color printer.

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    Sven Groot

    Weird, my channel page and analytics give the same number of views. Then again, it wouldn't be the first time YouTube screwed up.

    Still doesn't change the fact that I, a grade C YouTuber at best, get more views than that in a month. Hmm, maybe if I put that on my resume, I can pick up chicks?

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    RealBboy360

    , Sven Groot wrote

    Weird, my channel page and analytics give the same number of views. Then again, it wouldn't be the first time YouTube screwed up.

    Still doesn't change the fact that I, a grade C YouTuber at best, get more views than that in a month. Hmm, maybe if I put that on my resume, I can pick up chicks?

    I'm sure you could pick up chicks with that if you work it into your game correctly.  You would be an ideal candidate to take personal life lesson classes from me.

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    dahat

    , Dan276 wrote

    I'm not claiming to be the best at anything (except getting chicks), but my combined skills make me the alpha male.

    Truly you are a legend... in your own mind.

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    PaoloM

    We're being trolled, right?

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    dahat

    @PaoloM: There are those who are convinced that the President is a secret Muslim who was born in Kenya... others who think the earth is only 5000 years old and that dinosaur bones were put there to trick us... and some who think you driving to work instead of biking is going to destroy the planet because of the excess plant food you generated.

    I've heard crazier deeply held beliefs.

    My only Q is 'what is he overcompensating for?'

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