Guess I'm making up time that people like JoshRoss are losing. (and I bet you he probably spent more than 2.4 minutes writing that post)
Just finding a link to something that could be done in under 2.4 minutes took longer than 2.4 minutes. One thing that might throw a monkey wrench into my timings, would be that the application of the patches might invalidate the cache used to boot the system. In which case, I might have to add a couple of seconds to that figure. Impressive either way.