No i'm not a spammer, i just lack imagination and energy to even bother to come up with display name. Btw technically i haven't provided any links, only the names of some of the tools as an example of what i'm talking about.
You have to admit, your post looks like the kind of thing a spammer would post to have someone (same person with a different account) reply to offering a link to the "solution".
If that's not the case, then I apologise.
Also, using the term "greedy evil company" to refer to the organization hosting the forum in your first post ever is not a good way to make a good first impression on a forum.
@AndyC: He could simply have been a long-time lurker. Let's not jump to conclusions.