Daughter: Yes, Daddy, I have a program that will say "Good Morning" if it's the morning, and "Good Evening" if it's night.
Me: That's great, honey!
Daughter: Also, if you type in a word, it will display the definition.
Me: What??!! [with lots of confusion and a bit of disbelief] Was that in the same chapter???
Daughter: No. I was just playing around.
She showed me the program, and the Dictionary keyword. I had to disable networking and see it quietly fail (returns nothing for definition) before I could believe it was web-service based dictionary.
Congrats on thinking out of the box and including a web-service enabled uber-function as the 12th most important keyword.
My daughter and I are *both* learning what programming is!