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I once burned a CD with nothing but the sounds of my bowel movements and the screams of my manservants. It went triple platinum within the month. I use live elk for toilet paper. I piss farm fresh orange juice. I thought "The Princess Diaries" was both "charming" and "sweet depiction of one girl's emergence from youth into womanhood". I took The Blair Witch to my senior prom!