James Walker

James Walker Maximus​Paynicus *insert rockin' guitar solo*


Niner since 2010

I'm a freelance writer. That is to say that I get paid to write about things I don't care about for slightly-above-slave wages that then get published to websites you've never heard of under an Alan Smithee-type name. As the Flintstone's can opener would say, "It's a living."Apart from that... hmm... I'm a big Detroit Tigers fan... US Army veteran... technically I'm a zombie (funny story behind that)... and I love Dr. Pepper. Also, I don't like talking about myself and I have a propensity to start paragraphs with the letter "A."