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  • Defrag Tools: #8 - Mark Russinovich

    Another great episode of defrag tools ... with legend of Mark R.

    I wolud like to share one "trojan" with you guys from my first flight ... and I hope that I'll get the real thing....real TROJAN HORSE Smiley) :

    A distinguished young woman on a flight from
    Croatia asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"

    "Of course. What may I do for you?"

    "Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer
    that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate
    it. Is there anyway you could carry it through Customs for me?
    Under your robes perhaps?"

    "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

    "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

    When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
    The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

    "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

    The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you
    have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

    "I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be
    used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

    Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next!"


    God bless defrag tools..... !!!